I came across a google chat history with my husband from a couple months back where we were having a mindless online chat about dinner. Here’s an excerpt. Keep in mind, it’s mindless…
P: What can we have for dinner? Salad from Pret?
me:Yes, and water.
P: With some salt for flavour?
me: No salt!
P: What? You’re a salt nazi!
me: No salt for you! Tonight’s steak, no sauce for you!
P: OK, I think you’ve taken this joke a little far…it stopped being funny.
me: When it came to no sauce? But I’m serious, no sauce. It’s not a joke.
Never joke about having no sauce with P. Never.